Put your money where your mouth is.
Sooner or later, it’s time to pony up. The good news is you won’t be disappointed — probably. After all, we’ve never met you. You could be crazier than we are. But even if you’re less than thrilled (goodness knows why), we’ll take care of it. Period. Guaranteed. Really.
Some important information:
Phone Sales: 1.972-540-5463
Fax Sales: 469.519.2484
Sales by Mail: 6150 W. Eldorado Pkwy, Ste 160, PMB #81, McKinney, TX 75070. Include check or money order.
Consumers
For you, the quickest way to get your fix is right here online click here CLICK HERE. But you can also order by phone. All orders are shipped within 48 hours (usually sooner) from Dallas, Texas. Minimum order is two bottles. If you can't handle that, stick with those little packets from the fast food joint down the street. We'll calculate shipping charges when you order.
Retail
[Note: to make this more interesting, try reading it like your favorite radio announcer.] Order by phone or fax. All orders are shipped within 24-48 hours, FOB McKinney, TX. Minimum two cases. Prices subject to change without prior notice. Volume discounts available. Please call for more information.
CLICK HERE for a list of retail stores that currently carry Lava Gourmet Hot Sauce in your area.
Wholesale/Distributor
Order by phone or fax. Void wherever faxes have been ruled obsolete. All orders are shipped within 24-48 hours, FOB McKinney, TX. Minimum two cases. Prices subject to change without prior notice, but that doesn't mean the price fluctuates like gasoline, either. Volume discounts available on 10 cases or more. Please call for more information or CLICK HERE .
Shipping
Unless otherwise specified, we ship via UPS Ground. Let us know if you can’t wait that long, and we’ll drive it over ourselves if we have to. Maybe.
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